tigerskin-rug:

brianmayiswatchingyou:

One day Brian is going to send me hate mail 

Omfg cutE
When people say they like my blog I calmly say thank you with a smiley but on the inside I want to bake you a cake and make you a mixed CD filled with all your old favorite songs that you can’t remember anymore so that when you play it you feel all nostalgic and happy and then throw glitter at you because I love you.

me: hey i just met you
me: and this is crazy
me: BUT OMFG I LOVE YOUR TUMBLR ITS LIKE EVERYTHING I LIKE AND WE HAVE SO MANY THING IN COMMON WE SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS IT WOULD BE GREAT AND IM NOT CRAZY
me: so message me maybe
richardgereshift:

why is this so funny to me ksldjf;sd

richardgereshift:

why is this so funny to me ksldjf;sd

how I tell stories
me: and then she was like
me: and im like
me: but then shes like
me: then theyre like
me: so i was like
me: yeah like
me: i know like
me: yea

caviar-andcigarettes:

nobody wants to anonymously seDUce me o ok

I’ll just wait over here

Reblog this and see what you get anon or not.
♂ = i am a boy who has a crush on you
♀ = i am a girl who has a crush on you
✂ = just delete your tumblr already
✌ = you’re awesome
♡ = i love your blog
❁ = you’re beautiful
✓ = i hate you
☹ = you’re ugly
☀ = i want to have sex with you
♬ = i wish we were close
♧ = i wish we were friends in real life
☆ = i relate to a lot of the same things you go through
☮ = you inspire me
just because i'm curious and bored.